Wow, after several years ive decided to try and resurrect this little blog of mine. I recently told a friend I missed having a place to write. Then out of nowhere a blog "challenge" if you will came about on a public group im in. So here I am and I'm going to try and keep this thing going. Bare with me as I make changes and update content. Feel free to sift through my old posts, you just might learn something new about me....

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Writer's Workshop Wednesday

Do's & Don'ts

Do: wear flip flops all year round
Don't:  wear socks with flip flops.  If you can't handle the cold you can't "do" flip flops all year.
Do:  drink a cup of a coffee every morning
Don't:  spill coffee on the carpet creating a new lake erie
Do:  eat as much chocolate as you want
Don't: stress about your weight 24/7, in the grand scheme of life it's not worth it
Do:  take as many pictures as you can - life moves fast!
Don't:  post all of said pics, not everyone loves them as much as you do
Do:  watch Big Love on HBO - awesome show
Don't:  watch the movie The Animal - dumb
Do:  eat an apple everyday
Don't:  waste food!
Do:  relax about parenthood - trust your instincts
Don't:  call the dr. for every little thing - trust your instincts
Do:  wear comfy slippers, even if they are ugly (I kept a pair in my closet for months and dug this out this week - super comfy!)
Don't:  change a diaper right after a baby wakes up
Do:  give them a 5 minute pee grace period - or you'll just be changing them again (or get peed on!)
Do:  buy a jumperoo
Do:  own at least one designer purse (coach for me please!)
Don't:  set your purse on public bathroom floors - yuck!
Don't:  forget the little things
Don't:  forget to pee before you leave the house!  :)
Do:  keep the lady regions nice even post baby - it will make you feel sexy even when you have a squishy belly covered in fading stretch marks.
Don't:  do a "quick shave" with a new razor on said lady region - ouch!
Do:  wash formula bottles daily or they will stink
Do:  have a bottle of Abor Mist in your fridge at all times
Don't:  forget that you haven't had a drink in a LONG time - you will get tipsy off one glass
Do:  read Mama Kat's writer's workshop prompts weekly
Don't:  write on a topic if it doesn't appeal to you, the post will suck and you won't publish it and you (okay fine, I...) will have a handful of drafts sitting around.  Boo.
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Brutally Honest said...

LOVE your list and LOVE Big Love too. And now you've inspired me to go eat some chocolate! :)

Yankee Girl said...

Great list!

Especially the whole socks with sandals thing. Really people, just don't do it!

Kerry said...

Nice list. I agree 100% with the socks/flip flops thing. SOOO tacky!!!

Thanks for sharing.

Here from Mama Kat's

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